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02-06-2018, 02:22 PM
Being in a long queue, hoping to use an
ATM service can be very frustrating at
times
Thanks to these characters who make
it annoying.
I normally pray for 30
minutes at home before heading to
the ATM so I don’t meet this kind of
people on the Queue.
Wapforum – Nigeria’s Public Forum
lists the 15 Type of People you will meet
at a Nigerian ATM.
Let’s Go!!
1. The Money Counter
The guy/lady that counts money
before leaving the ATM. Ogbeni, ATM
Machine no dey make mistake joor
As if the Machine will complete it for
you if the money is not complete.
2. The Broke Ass
The dude that knows he does not have
a kobo in his account nor expecting
money from anyone, but hopes for a
miracle
After wasting everyone’s’ time,’
insufficient balance’ will chase him
away! Na them sabi cover ATM screen
pass as if them wan withdraw
millions.
Them go use Style chuk their ATM for
pocket after the ATM show them Red
Card so you all can think they are
pocketing their money
3. The Balance Checker
The guy that multiplies the Queue just
to check his balance You will be left
wondering whether he does not
receive alerts.
This set of people are very wicked,
they don’t have anything reasonable
to do at the ATM but won’t give the
serious ones chance to do the needful.
4. The Big Guns
The guy that acts as if the world will
end today. He goes to the ATM and
you think he wants to withdraw his
whole life savings.
At a point people will start begging
him to remain some cash in the ATM
so others can have something left to
Withdraw too.
This set of people ehn, they seriously
don’t have conscience, they want to
withdraw 200k but won’t give the
broke guy at their back chance to
withdraw his 2k and leave.
5. The Recharge Card Buyer
This set of people are the most
annoying ones.. They can drive from
Lagos to Ibadan to use the ATM to
buy Card N200
They stand in front of the ATM and
battle with the Quickteller App while
pressing their phone.
Ogbeni, you no
sabi your Phone number for head?
Gerrout make another person use
ATM na
Still them no go gree commot oooo. I
wish the Banks can uninstall this
Recharge card app on all ATM.
6. The Fighter
The dude that quarrels with the ATM.
Even though the machine is
prompting him that his pin is
incorrect or card has expired, you will
still see him complaining or
screaming at the ATM.
What’s all this na? I used this card
just this morning! Which kyn bank be
this? The next thing, the frustrated
people on the Queue go just shout
“Oga let another person use am na”.
7. The Waka Waka
This set of people, you won’t see them
on the Queue lai lai, they will just
reappear from nowhere and start
battling with you, Oga na my space
you dey oooo…
If you argue with them, they will just
tap someone else and Say “Oga no be
me dey your Back?”
Most time, they get away with it but
one Man for Ibadan ATM Queue fall
one Nigga hand ooo, the Man said
“Sir, you no dey my back, infact I no
sabi you”.. Shame almost kill the guy
that day.
I just dey battle with my Gala and
coke dey laugh for my mind
hehehehehe
7. The Runs Man
This ones will just be coming from
their House, ignore the Queue and
walk up to the next person on the
Queue, hand over their ATM to the
next person “Please help me use my
ATM collect 2k”
They sometimes get booed but most of
them no dey get Shame at all
8. The Browser
That man/woman that just goes there
an stand for almost 20 minutes as if
he/she is waiting for a Movie of 10GB
to complete downloading…
When you go closer you discover the
machine asked ‘Do you wish to
proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo
just did not press anything
These set of people are very proud
ehn, them no go gree ask or beg
people to help them.
9. The Helper
Done withdrawing or checking his/her
balance but won’t leave the place..
Ends up tutoring the people “Oga
Press 2”
Very annoying set of people.
10. The Instructor
No matter how straight the Queue is,
they won’t stand straight to make the
Queue a perfect line.. You see them
stretching their Leg and trying to see
what the person currently using the
ATM is doing.
They are always the next on the
Queue or the person behind the next
person, always willing to help.. “Oga
shey na Current or Savings? Press 3..
How much you wan Withdraw?”
Their reward is always in Heaven
11. The Oversabi’s
They know how to use the ATM and
they help explain to everyone why
There is No Service, why it is showing
Issuers Issue and so on.
Oga, Na your Bank no get Network Na
your papa do the ATM? Oversabi jati
jati
12. The Proud Bastards
They just join the queue to Withdraw,
waste time and pride wouldn’t allow
them ask anyone. You begin to think
they are here to browse
They won’t beg you to help them but
someone volunteer to help, they allow
he or she but won’t press their pin
until you comot face, so they tap you
to notifying you they are done
pressing their pin.
They mostly don’t have more than 5k
in their Account
13. The Beggars
(Oga help me pls) – these set of guys
are annoying. They join the queue and
end up begging for money.
You begin to hear things like ”Oga,
abeg help me, ATM swallowed my
card, I have no transport back home,
the money I was expecting did not
enter my account
Go check your inside your Toilet na, E
fit don enter now.. lol
14. The Hawkers
They are always in 80/90% of most
ATM spots.
They always have something to sell. It
is either drinks, recharge cards, bible,
snacks or anything hawkable lol.
15. Add Yours
Oya include yours, let’s know the type
of people you have met at the ATM
before.
We want to know.
The End!!!
What Do You Think About This List?
Drop your comments lets laugh
together
ATM service can be very frustrating at
times
Thanks to these characters who make
it annoying.
I normally pray for 30
minutes at home before heading to
the ATM so I don’t meet this kind of
people on the Queue.
Wapforum – Nigeria’s Public Forum
lists the 15 Type of People you will meet
at a Nigerian ATM.
Let’s Go!!
1. The Money Counter
The guy/lady that counts money
before leaving the ATM. Ogbeni, ATM
Machine no dey make mistake joor
As if the Machine will complete it for
you if the money is not complete.
2. The Broke Ass
The dude that knows he does not have
a kobo in his account nor expecting
money from anyone, but hopes for a
miracle
After wasting everyone’s’ time,’
insufficient balance’ will chase him
away! Na them sabi cover ATM screen
pass as if them wan withdraw
millions.
Them go use Style chuk their ATM for
pocket after the ATM show them Red
Card so you all can think they are
pocketing their money
3. The Balance Checker
The guy that multiplies the Queue just
to check his balance You will be left
wondering whether he does not
receive alerts.
This set of people are very wicked,
they don’t have anything reasonable
to do at the ATM but won’t give the
serious ones chance to do the needful.
4. The Big Guns
The guy that acts as if the world will
end today. He goes to the ATM and
you think he wants to withdraw his
whole life savings.
At a point people will start begging
him to remain some cash in the ATM
so others can have something left to
Withdraw too.
This set of people ehn, they seriously
don’t have conscience, they want to
withdraw 200k but won’t give the
broke guy at their back chance to
withdraw his 2k and leave.
5. The Recharge Card Buyer
This set of people are the most
annoying ones.. They can drive from
Lagos to Ibadan to use the ATM to
buy Card N200
They stand in front of the ATM and
battle with the Quickteller App while
pressing their phone.
Ogbeni, you no
sabi your Phone number for head?
Gerrout make another person use
ATM na
Still them no go gree commot oooo. I
wish the Banks can uninstall this
Recharge card app on all ATM.
6. The Fighter
The dude that quarrels with the ATM.
Even though the machine is
prompting him that his pin is
incorrect or card has expired, you will
still see him complaining or
screaming at the ATM.
What’s all this na? I used this card
just this morning! Which kyn bank be
this? The next thing, the frustrated
people on the Queue go just shout
“Oga let another person use am na”.
7. The Waka Waka
This set of people, you won’t see them
on the Queue lai lai, they will just
reappear from nowhere and start
battling with you, Oga na my space
you dey oooo…
If you argue with them, they will just
tap someone else and Say “Oga no be
me dey your Back?”
Most time, they get away with it but
one Man for Ibadan ATM Queue fall
one Nigga hand ooo, the Man said
“Sir, you no dey my back, infact I no
sabi you”.. Shame almost kill the guy
that day.
I just dey battle with my Gala and
coke dey laugh for my mind
hehehehehe
7. The Runs Man
This ones will just be coming from
their House, ignore the Queue and
walk up to the next person on the
Queue, hand over their ATM to the
next person “Please help me use my
ATM collect 2k”
They sometimes get booed but most of
them no dey get Shame at all
8. The Browser
That man/woman that just goes there
an stand for almost 20 minutes as if
he/she is waiting for a Movie of 10GB
to complete downloading…
When you go closer you discover the
machine asked ‘Do you wish to
proceed? Yes or No? And the olodo
just did not press anything
These set of people are very proud
ehn, them no go gree ask or beg
people to help them.
9. The Helper
Done withdrawing or checking his/her
balance but won’t leave the place..
Ends up tutoring the people “Oga
Press 2”
Very annoying set of people.
10. The Instructor
No matter how straight the Queue is,
they won’t stand straight to make the
Queue a perfect line.. You see them
stretching their Leg and trying to see
what the person currently using the
ATM is doing.
They are always the next on the
Queue or the person behind the next
person, always willing to help.. “Oga
shey na Current or Savings? Press 3..
How much you wan Withdraw?”
Their reward is always in Heaven
11. The Oversabi’s
They know how to use the ATM and
they help explain to everyone why
There is No Service, why it is showing
Issuers Issue and so on.
Oga, Na your Bank no get Network Na
your papa do the ATM? Oversabi jati
jati
12. The Proud Bastards
They just join the queue to Withdraw,
waste time and pride wouldn’t allow
them ask anyone. You begin to think
they are here to browse
They won’t beg you to help them but
someone volunteer to help, they allow
he or she but won’t press their pin
until you comot face, so they tap you
to notifying you they are done
pressing their pin.
They mostly don’t have more than 5k
in their Account
13. The Beggars
(Oga help me pls) – these set of guys
are annoying. They join the queue and
end up begging for money.
You begin to hear things like ”Oga,
abeg help me, ATM swallowed my
card, I have no transport back home,
the money I was expecting did not
enter my account
Go check your inside your Toilet na, E
fit don enter now.. lol
14. The Hawkers
They are always in 80/90% of most
ATM spots.
They always have something to sell. It
is either drinks, recharge cards, bible,
snacks or anything hawkable lol.
15. Add Yours
Oya include yours, let’s know the type
of people you have met at the ATM
before.
We want to know.
The End!!!
What Do You Think About This List?
Drop your comments lets laugh
together
